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Dad on Renewing the Mind | 2/21/21
Just Dad, folding laundry and sharing what was on his heart. He talks about renewing our minds, our identity in Christ, and the four cornerstones he lived by: God is good, all things are possible, Jesus paid the complete price, and we are deeply loved and significant. It’s casual, full of heart, and so him—laughing a little, rambling a little, and dropping deep truth like it’s just everyday conversation. We’ll always treasure this glimpse of his faith, his joy, and the way he couldn’t help but share what God was showing him—even while folding clothes in the basement.
Glory. Glory. Glory.
...That’s your problem!
...to the ICU!
...“Why the long face?”
(No where - roosters don’t lay eggs)
The sign in front of the building: "Either Way You Get Your Dog Back."
Pennsylvania
...to Prism……its a light sentence…..gives them time to refract!
...he got canned because he couldn’t concentrate.
A Do-You-Think-He-Saur -Us?
Because the P is silent
…I’ll let you know……. (which came first)
Yellow paint!
I would tell you but I’m still working on it.
Just A Lo Ha
Because it got fired
...and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"Arrh – Not at ‘tall." the pirate replies, "I be fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Arrh!," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit me leg. But the surgeon fixed me up, and I be fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Aye," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and me hand was cut off. But the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I be feeling great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Arrh," says the pirate, "One day when I was swabbing me deck, some gulls were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them--arrgh, he, pooped--in me eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from that!"
"Well," says the pirate, "'Twas me first day with me hook.”
...with a steering wheel wired to his crotch. The bartender asks him why the steering wheel is there? The pirates replies: It’s driving me nuts.
...The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton replies,” I’ll have a beer…..and a mop.”
...but I told them I couldn’t quit cold turkey
...became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
He went to Dr. Geezer's clinic and this is what happened.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of the story: Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer "
Light Blue.
They have their raisins.
It ended in a tie.
BamBOO!
Igglues it together.
...but I was struggling to make hens meet.
